An old man and his young bride are intimate almost every night

Age is just a number they say, but when the age gap between couples is very big, that becomes socially unacceptable and many times, people make jokes of these couples.

The following joke that involves and elderly man and a young lady is so good, it will certainly put a smile on your face.

“A 70-year-old man had never experienced marriage. One day, fate brings him face to face with a stunning 17-year-old girl, and a spark ignites between them instantly.

Their connection grows, and they decide to tie the knot. Setting off for their honeymoon in Florida, they embark on this new chapter of life together.

Upon their return, his curious friend queries, “So, my friend, how was the honeymoon?”

With a blissful smile, the man responds, “Oh, it was truly enchanting. The sun, the waves, we shared intimate moments almost every night, we -”

His friend playfully interrupts, “At your age! How did you manage such a feat night after night?”

The man chuckles and replies, “Well, you see, we nearly made love on Monday, we nearly made love on Tuesday…”

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