Caught off guard: Man returns home early and find his wife in bed…

Who doesn’t enjoy good jokes? I know I love them, because they can easily brighten my day.Some jokes are old as gold, and the following one certainly falls into that category. No matter how many times I’ve heard it, I always find it fun.

A man arrived home earlier that expected from work. When he went upstairs, he saw his wife lying flat on the bed, struggling to catch her breath.Worried, he approaches her and asks her what she is doing “Err,” she stutters. “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!”

The man rushes downstairs and calls 911, urging them to come as quickly as possible.

At that moment, he notices his son crying. “What’s wrong, son,” he asks, to what the boy replies, “Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy.”Furious, the man returns to the bedroom, opens the closet’s door, and finds his brother inside naked, just as his son told him.

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