Hello, Honey?” — This Hilarious Phone Call

Sometimes, the best medicine really is laughter — especially when it comes from a story so sharp, so unexpected, that it leaves you chuckling long after it’s over. If you’re someone who enjoys funny stories for seniors, this one is sure to hit the spot. It’s light-hearted, clever, and clean enough to share at the dinner table or with your church group.

So pour yourself a warm cup of coffee, get comfortable in your favorite chair, and enjoy this little gem — along with a few other clean jokes for adults added just for you

all starts with a man sitting quietly in a country club lounge. Maybe he’s playing cards with friends or sipping a cold drink after a long day. His cellphone rings — a sweet, familiar ringtone. He answers.

And while I was out, I stopped by the Mercedes dealership. You know, those 2001 models are finally out! I saw one I really liked. I talked to the salesman, and he gave me a great deal. And since we need to trade in the BMW we got last year…” READ MORE BELOW

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