After being married for a long period of time, it can become easy to tune out our spouses and see any request they have of us as “nagging.”
The husband in this story tries to do just that, but his wife makes sure it does not end well for him!
The husband was watching a football game at his house when his wife interrupted him.
“Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now,” the wife said.
“Fix the lights now?” the husband said angrily. “Does it look like I have a GE logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Fine,” the wife said. “Well then could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right.”
“Fix the fridge door?” the husband replied. “Does it look like I have ‘Westinghouse’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Fine,” she says. “Then at least you could fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.”
“I’m not a carpenter and I don’t want to fix steps,” he said. “Does it look like I have ‘Ace Hardware’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!”
After drinking at the bar for a few hours, the husband began to feel guilty about what he said to his wife.
When he walked in the door, he noticed that the light was working, and he noticed that the refrigerator door was working as well.
“Honey,” he asked, “how did all this get fixed?”
After being married for a long period of time, it can become easy to tune out our spouses and see any request they have of us as “nagging.”
The husband in this story tries to do just that, but his wife makes sure it does not end well for him!
The husband was watching a football game at his house when his wife interrupted him.
“Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now,” the wife said.
“Fix the lights now?” the husband said angrily. “Does it look like I have a GE logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Fine,” the wife said. “Well then could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right.”
“Fix the fridge door?” the husband replied. “Does it look like I have ‘Westinghouse’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Fine,” she says. “Then at least you could fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.”
“I’m not a carpenter and I don’t want to fix steps,” he said. “Does it look like I have ‘Ace Hardware’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!”
After drinking at the bar for a few hours, the husband began to feel guilty about what he said to his wife.
When he walked in the door, he noticed that the light was working, and he noticed that the refrigerator door was working as well.
“Honey,” he asked, “how did all this get fixed?”
“Ah well, when you left I sat outside and cried,” she said. “Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.”
“So what kind of cake did you bake him?”he asked.
The wife replied, “Helloooo, do you see ‘Betty Crocker’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
LOL! She just hit him right where it hurts!
